Mai rau decat o pietricica in bocanc poate fi doar un firicel de nisip in prezervativ.
Pana de curent in Mall. Patru persoane au ramas blocate in lift si o
blonda pe scara rulanta.
In tramvai:
- E cineva fara bilet acolo, in fund? - Eu, dar mi-l bag imediat!
O tinara se adreseaza vinzatoarei de la un magazin de cosmetice:
- As dori ca barbatul meu sa imi acorde mai multa atentie. Aveti cumva un parfum care miroase ca un computer?
Un tip se trezeste in ambulanta:
- U… u… unde ma duceti!
- La morga!
- Pai n … nu am… murit!
- Pai… nu am ajuns!
Fedex vs UPS
- Suferiţi cumva de vise erotice? întreabă doctorul un pacient.
- Nu sufăr, domnule doctor. Chiar îmi fac plăcere!
Un sergent in permisie merge la o prostituata si o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, acceptati compania mea pentru 200.000 de lei?:
- Da! - zice ea. Sergentul se intoarce si striga:
- Companieeee, inaintee mars!
- Tata, imi cumperi, te rog, un mobil hightech 3G cu USB, bluetooth cu camera video, GPRS si cu aplicatii java si mp3?
- Fiule, nu te-ai putea droga si tu ca si ceilalti copii?
Doi tineri stateau pe o banca. Dupa o ora de liniste, baiatul se decide sa rupa tacerea :
- Nu vrei sa mergem la mine in apartament?
- Nu aveam de gand, insa m-ai convins !!!
- Chelner!
- Da, domnule?
- Poti sa-mi mai prajesti putin puiul? Imi mananca toata salata!
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